Always successful
In each and every moment, you are successful at doing something. You take action, and that action successfully brings a result.
Success is not really something you must strive to create, for you are always making it happen. What's important is defining and intending the success you do create so that it is a positive force in your world.
Many people are successful at just barely getting by. Others are successful at bringing pain and dismay into their lives.
Yet the very same skills that succeed at creating mediocrity and despair, can also be used to create rich fulfillment. What's needed is not so much a change in effort as a change in focus.
You truly deserve a great and wonderful life, and you have everything necessary to experience that life. Keep your thoughts focused on your most meaningful desires, and your actions will align with those thoughts.
You're always succeeding at something. Choose now to make it something great.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
5 things you didn't know about men (from AskMen)
Men: We are an amazing group -- the great builders of human civilization.
As gentlemen, however, we will first stand aside as feminist/antifeminist Camille Paglia begins the testimony to our greatness, since she’s so good at it (taken from Sexual Personae):
“We could make an epic catalog of male achievements, from paved roads, indoor plumbing, and washing machines to eyeglasses, antibiotics and disposable diapers… when I cross George Washington bridge or any of America’s great bridges, I think: men have done this. Construction is a sublime male poetry… If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts.”
Maybe that last line wasn’t germane to our topic, but why cut her off -- she was on a roll. Let’s continue this grand testimony to our gender with men: 5 things you didn't know.
1- Women think men are smarter
In 2008, British researcher Adrian Furnham, a psychology professor at University College London, analyzed the results of 30 international studies measuring and comparing the IQs of men and women. Although he concluded that, in terms of IQ, the sexes are “fairly equal overall” (a description too vague for our tastes -- did we win or not?), he also noted an important distinction in the perception of intelligence.
Collectively, men and women regard men as smarter -- smarter than they actually are and smarter than women. Furnham traced this perception through cultures and even generations: Both sexes tend to regard their own sons, fathers and grandfathers as more intelligent than their daughters, mothers and grandmothers. He also found that men are guilty of overestimating their intelligence and that those who fall below average are the biggest culprits. Women routinely underestimate theirs, with the brighter ones being the worst offenders.
Set that against a Cornell University study called “Unskilled and Unaware of It,” which revealed that not only do incompetent people vastly overestimate their abilities, but when they fail, they’re doubly screwed because they lack the capacity to acknowledge, interpret and alter their behavior accordingly.
Which leads us here: Are women deliberately playing dumb? That would make us the dumb ones, unless we never realize it, in which case we continue the all-male march to the end of time confident in our brainpower. There is an operational advantage for one person to play dumb, but an entire gender? Maybe the game got out of hand long ago, allowing our culture to absorb these perceptions.
Whatever the case, it feels good to be this smart.
2- Men have their own biological clock
We do indeed have a biological clock of sorts, although, instead of one that stops, ours becomes increasingly unreliable over time.
As men age, we lose approximately 1% of testosterone every year. The consequence of this deficit is that sperm production decreases, and those that are produced are of a lower quality. For this reason, the older we get, the greater the chances that the children we spawn suffer from conditions such as autism, schizophrenia and Down syndrome to name a few.
To explain why, fertility experts point to cell division: About every 16 days the cells that create sperm and determine their genetic code go through the process of dividing. By the age of 50, that division has happened hundreds and hundreds of times, and each time it did, the genetic code was vulnerable to changes that can augment genetic deterioration, making birth defects increasingly likely.
Believe it or not, there are still a few more things you didn't know about men...
3- Daughters change men more than sons do
The effect daughters have on the way their fathers see the world has repeatedly been explored in the past 25 years, all with very similar results. In his 1996 book Family Man: Fatherhood, Housework, and Gender Equity, Scott Coltrane sums it up well, saying men with daughters “become more sensitive to discrimination -- cultural images about girls and their body image and sexuality, violence against women and equal opportunity in the workplace."
In Fatherneed: Why Father Care is as Essential as Mother Care for Your Child author Kyle Pruett puts it another way, "Daughters make [fathers] think differently about how they're going to make the world a better place.”
Yale economics professor Ebonya Washington’s research reached comparable conclusions. Analyzing the family composition of congressmen and their voting records over several years on 20 women’s issues, she found that the more daughters a congressman had, the more likely he was to vote in support of those issues.
House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, the father of three daughters, says they raise a man’s consciousness. "You have aspirations for them and you want them treated the way you would want sons treated -- with dual opportunities.”
4- Men can tolerate pain better than women
It’s not something the ladies like to hear, but as research has proved again and again it appears to be the case. However, instead of being explained by a man’s need to appear macho, the real explanation may lie in the hormone estrogen.
For women, levels of this influential hormone vary widely in any given month (you don’t have to tell us that). But here’s the interesting part: As they reach higher levels during the menstrual cycle and pregnancy, they convince the brain to beef up its response to pain by releasing endorphins, which help to diminish the brain’s reception of those pain signals. When estrogen levels are low, this clever pain-control coordination in the brain becomes substantially less effective.
In other words, pain toleration is a function of hormone levels. This should eliminate the common female response to who better tolerates pain since it addresses the lone ace they hold up their sleeve in this debate: childbirth.
5- Marriage favors men
Calling it “the best evidence that marriage is an institution that primarily benefits men,” University of Washington psychologist Neil Jacobson reported that despite all our bitching and moaning, married life favors men in a big way.
For starters, married men are half as likely to be depressed as married women. And women are not only more likely to enter a marriage with higher expectations from what they perceive as a bigger transition in life (making for a much bigger sense of disappointment), they also tend to ditch some aspects of their personality that they (and their husbands) liked the most in an effort to fulfill the conventional role of "being a wife." To make matters worse, women are often the first to assume the burden of making an unhappy marriage happy again.
Finally, did you know that men get a better night’s sleep when in bed with a woman? Statistically, it’s true. Unfortunately for the ladies, those same statistics suggest that next to us, they sleep worse.
As gentlemen, however, we will first stand aside as feminist/antifeminist Camille Paglia begins the testimony to our greatness, since she’s so good at it (taken from Sexual Personae):
“We could make an epic catalog of male achievements, from paved roads, indoor plumbing, and washing machines to eyeglasses, antibiotics and disposable diapers… when I cross George Washington bridge or any of America’s great bridges, I think: men have done this. Construction is a sublime male poetry… If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts.”
Maybe that last line wasn’t germane to our topic, but why cut her off -- she was on a roll. Let’s continue this grand testimony to our gender with men: 5 things you didn't know.
1- Women think men are smarter
In 2008, British researcher Adrian Furnham, a psychology professor at University College London, analyzed the results of 30 international studies measuring and comparing the IQs of men and women. Although he concluded that, in terms of IQ, the sexes are “fairly equal overall” (a description too vague for our tastes -- did we win or not?), he also noted an important distinction in the perception of intelligence.
Collectively, men and women regard men as smarter -- smarter than they actually are and smarter than women. Furnham traced this perception through cultures and even generations: Both sexes tend to regard their own sons, fathers and grandfathers as more intelligent than their daughters, mothers and grandmothers. He also found that men are guilty of overestimating their intelligence and that those who fall below average are the biggest culprits. Women routinely underestimate theirs, with the brighter ones being the worst offenders.
Set that against a Cornell University study called “Unskilled and Unaware of It,” which revealed that not only do incompetent people vastly overestimate their abilities, but when they fail, they’re doubly screwed because they lack the capacity to acknowledge, interpret and alter their behavior accordingly.
Which leads us here: Are women deliberately playing dumb? That would make us the dumb ones, unless we never realize it, in which case we continue the all-male march to the end of time confident in our brainpower. There is an operational advantage for one person to play dumb, but an entire gender? Maybe the game got out of hand long ago, allowing our culture to absorb these perceptions.
Whatever the case, it feels good to be this smart.
2- Men have their own biological clock
We do indeed have a biological clock of sorts, although, instead of one that stops, ours becomes increasingly unreliable over time.
As men age, we lose approximately 1% of testosterone every year. The consequence of this deficit is that sperm production decreases, and those that are produced are of a lower quality. For this reason, the older we get, the greater the chances that the children we spawn suffer from conditions such as autism, schizophrenia and Down syndrome to name a few.
To explain why, fertility experts point to cell division: About every 16 days the cells that create sperm and determine their genetic code go through the process of dividing. By the age of 50, that division has happened hundreds and hundreds of times, and each time it did, the genetic code was vulnerable to changes that can augment genetic deterioration, making birth defects increasingly likely.
Believe it or not, there are still a few more things you didn't know about men...
3- Daughters change men more than sons do
The effect daughters have on the way their fathers see the world has repeatedly been explored in the past 25 years, all with very similar results. In his 1996 book Family Man: Fatherhood, Housework, and Gender Equity, Scott Coltrane sums it up well, saying men with daughters “become more sensitive to discrimination -- cultural images about girls and their body image and sexuality, violence against women and equal opportunity in the workplace."
In Fatherneed: Why Father Care is as Essential as Mother Care for Your Child author Kyle Pruett puts it another way, "Daughters make [fathers] think differently about how they're going to make the world a better place.”
Yale economics professor Ebonya Washington’s research reached comparable conclusions. Analyzing the family composition of congressmen and their voting records over several years on 20 women’s issues, she found that the more daughters a congressman had, the more likely he was to vote in support of those issues.
House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, the father of three daughters, says they raise a man’s consciousness. "You have aspirations for them and you want them treated the way you would want sons treated -- with dual opportunities.”
4- Men can tolerate pain better than women
It’s not something the ladies like to hear, but as research has proved again and again it appears to be the case. However, instead of being explained by a man’s need to appear macho, the real explanation may lie in the hormone estrogen.
For women, levels of this influential hormone vary widely in any given month (you don’t have to tell us that). But here’s the interesting part: As they reach higher levels during the menstrual cycle and pregnancy, they convince the brain to beef up its response to pain by releasing endorphins, which help to diminish the brain’s reception of those pain signals. When estrogen levels are low, this clever pain-control coordination in the brain becomes substantially less effective.
In other words, pain toleration is a function of hormone levels. This should eliminate the common female response to who better tolerates pain since it addresses the lone ace they hold up their sleeve in this debate: childbirth.
5- Marriage favors men
Calling it “the best evidence that marriage is an institution that primarily benefits men,” University of Washington psychologist Neil Jacobson reported that despite all our bitching and moaning, married life favors men in a big way.
For starters, married men are half as likely to be depressed as married women. And women are not only more likely to enter a marriage with higher expectations from what they perceive as a bigger transition in life (making for a much bigger sense of disappointment), they also tend to ditch some aspects of their personality that they (and their husbands) liked the most in an effort to fulfill the conventional role of "being a wife." To make matters worse, women are often the first to assume the burden of making an unhappy marriage happy again.
Finally, did you know that men get a better night’s sleep when in bed with a woman? Statistically, it’s true. Unfortunately for the ladies, those same statistics suggest that next to us, they sleep worse.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Mafioso: Lessons From The Irish Mob
I’m not much for soda bread, and I certainly don’t "fancy" a pint of Guinness, but I do pay my respects where respect is deserved. The Irish Mafia has played a significant role in the crime world, and even though you can’t understand what they’re saying half the time, they’ve made their presence felt. Whether it’s on the streets of New York, Chicago or Boston, these little leprechauns have claimed more street corners than Starbucks. In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, I figured what better time to share some lessons learned from the Irish Mob?
Beware the dangers of the dame
In the 1960s, the Charlestown Mob and the Winter Hill Gang were the two leading crime groups in the Boston area. When Charlestown Mob boss, Punchy McLaughlin, tried to play Rico Suave with a Winter Hill-claimed girl, a full-blown war broke out. Not only was McLaughlin nearly beaten to death, but the heads of his crew were all killed off. The result: Charlestown vanished faster than Lehman Brothers; all over some broad. I’m not saying she wasn’t gorgeous, but knowing Punchy, the 20 Jamesons probably improved her beauty. Regardless, there have been wars waged over taking, or even attempting to take, another man’s lady. Never get involved with claimed woman, even if she’s Helen of Troy. Come to think of it, especially if she’s Helen of Troy.
You can’t take on the world
In the 1970s, Michael Spillane, leader of The Westies an NYC-based gang, ran into a little trouble with an 18-year-old thug. However, that thug, James Coonan, had reason to be mad: Spillane had kidnapped his father and was having an affair with his mother. That's bound to raise tensions between any two men. A vicious war ensued between Spillane and Coonan. Around the same time, Spillane ran into some trouble with my paisans in the Genovese crime family. As we all know, you can’t fight two successful wars at once. Spillane’s constant battling resulted in such vulnerability that his crew began to dwindle. Fearing for his life, Spillane moved from his home territory on Manhattan’s West Side to Queens, NY. He should have picked a place more than 10 miles away, because in 1977 he was shot outside his apartment. Spillane serves as a constant reminder: You can’t fight every war. You have to choose your battles, and choose them wisely. Sometimes it’s best to cut your losses before they cut your throat.
Never waste a good crisis
We all know of Al Capone and the Chicago outfit who made their name during Prohibition. And sure, Al was from the old country, but before he got to the Windy City, it was the Irish mob that ran the bootlegging show. The North Side Mob, Chi-towns most powerful mob, took over the distilleries and breweries the second the ban on booze went into effect. With the help of the always-trustworthy Chicago Police Department, the North Side Mob created a lucrative business selling top-shelf products while the others pawned off moonshine.
There are few more lessons to learn from the Irish Mob...
As the country craved for consumption, my potato-loving paisans got rich. It wasn’t unethical, it was just good business. In every crisis, there’s an opportunity for prosperity. When my father came over here from Sicily, Italian immigrants were getting taken advantage of left and right. He didn’t live fearing persecution; he made a living preventing it. We’re in a crisis now, and trust me, there’s money to be made. You just have to recognize the opportunity.
irish intelligence
I don’t want my readers to get the wrong idea. Mr. Mafioso would never leave his position with his current family. However, that being said, the Irish Mob can serve as a great case study for how to run a powerful crew, and how not to. In another life, who knows, maybe I would have been born to a rough-cut Dubliner immigrant. And instead of making my bones with the boys on Mulberry Street, I would have been peeling potatoes for the Westies. But since that wasn’t the case, the only thing I can do is provide an outsider’s perspective on the lessons learned from the Irish Mob. Erin-go-Bragh, capisce?
Beware the dangers of the dame
In the 1960s, the Charlestown Mob and the Winter Hill Gang were the two leading crime groups in the Boston area. When Charlestown Mob boss, Punchy McLaughlin, tried to play Rico Suave with a Winter Hill-claimed girl, a full-blown war broke out. Not only was McLaughlin nearly beaten to death, but the heads of his crew were all killed off. The result: Charlestown vanished faster than Lehman Brothers; all over some broad. I’m not saying she wasn’t gorgeous, but knowing Punchy, the 20 Jamesons probably improved her beauty. Regardless, there have been wars waged over taking, or even attempting to take, another man’s lady. Never get involved with claimed woman, even if she’s Helen of Troy. Come to think of it, especially if she’s Helen of Troy.
You can’t take on the world
In the 1970s, Michael Spillane, leader of The Westies an NYC-based gang, ran into a little trouble with an 18-year-old thug. However, that thug, James Coonan, had reason to be mad: Spillane had kidnapped his father and was having an affair with his mother. That's bound to raise tensions between any two men. A vicious war ensued between Spillane and Coonan. Around the same time, Spillane ran into some trouble with my paisans in the Genovese crime family. As we all know, you can’t fight two successful wars at once. Spillane’s constant battling resulted in such vulnerability that his crew began to dwindle. Fearing for his life, Spillane moved from his home territory on Manhattan’s West Side to Queens, NY. He should have picked a place more than 10 miles away, because in 1977 he was shot outside his apartment. Spillane serves as a constant reminder: You can’t fight every war. You have to choose your battles, and choose them wisely. Sometimes it’s best to cut your losses before they cut your throat.
Never waste a good crisis
We all know of Al Capone and the Chicago outfit who made their name during Prohibition. And sure, Al was from the old country, but before he got to the Windy City, it was the Irish mob that ran the bootlegging show. The North Side Mob, Chi-towns most powerful mob, took over the distilleries and breweries the second the ban on booze went into effect. With the help of the always-trustworthy Chicago Police Department, the North Side Mob created a lucrative business selling top-shelf products while the others pawned off moonshine.
There are few more lessons to learn from the Irish Mob...
As the country craved for consumption, my potato-loving paisans got rich. It wasn’t unethical, it was just good business. In every crisis, there’s an opportunity for prosperity. When my father came over here from Sicily, Italian immigrants were getting taken advantage of left and right. He didn’t live fearing persecution; he made a living preventing it. We’re in a crisis now, and trust me, there’s money to be made. You just have to recognize the opportunity.
irish intelligence
I don’t want my readers to get the wrong idea. Mr. Mafioso would never leave his position with his current family. However, that being said, the Irish Mob can serve as a great case study for how to run a powerful crew, and how not to. In another life, who knows, maybe I would have been born to a rough-cut Dubliner immigrant. And instead of making my bones with the boys on Mulberry Street, I would have been peeling potatoes for the Westies. But since that wasn’t the case, the only thing I can do is provide an outsider’s perspective on the lessons learned from the Irish Mob. Erin-go-Bragh, capisce?
25 rules of wisdom... (Mafioso:From The Irish Mob)
The other day, I was sitting down with some younger members of my crew dispensing advice (as I always do) on the ways of the world and how to last longer in my business and maintain smart habits. One of the young stunads in the crew was so captivated by what I was saying that he suggested I write a book to teach others my "rules of wisdom."
Now, you'll never see a published book with my name attached to it (this column is already too much), but it got me thinking about a good topic for an article. Why not teach my readers the same rules of wisdom I teach my Family?
So, I wrote down the 25 most important rules you need to remember. Now, I can't take credit for many of these; my mentor Salvatore (Sal) taught me most of them, and Sal probably had someone teach them to him. Obviously, some of these rules go back 100 or even 1,000 years, but if you think I'm going to do the research to find out who said what, you've got another thing coming, cafone. So here goes.
25 rules of wisdom
1- Even the boss must get his fingernails dirty.
Don't make the people under you do things you haven't done or aren't willing to do. Once in a while, I'll go out into the field with a trusted capo of mine to send a message to my crew. If you're a leader, then lead by example. How can anyone argue with you then?
2- A handful of luck is better than a mountain of wisdom.
OK, this one isn't Sal's or mine for that matter, but it's still an important rule. As smart as you can be, there are always things in life you have to be prepared for. Even a wise man can slip on ice. Don't underestimate the power of being at the right place at the right time.
3- For every one word you say, let your enemies say 10.
Sort of like Rule 8 (you'll see it soon, shut up), but I like to emphasize this point by saying that the more you reveal to your enemy, the more weapons he has to hurt you with. Let your enemy talk because information is power, and information can destroy.
4- Cash is cash, even if it comes from an elephant's stomach.
When you have greenbacks in your hands, there are no maybes, no ifs, no credit checks, no anything. A check can always bounce, a credit card is for suckers, cash is always cash (which is why my establishments only accept hard currency).
5- Never reveal 100% of anything to anyone.
If you have a great idea on how to become a millionaire, or how to convince the IRS that you really did only make $18,542 as a dental surgeon, never tell anyone all the details of your plan. Always hold something back, reveal only 75% or 90% of the plan if you have to. It protects you (especially if that last 10% is illegal) and ensures that your great idea stays yours.
6- Never make a decision when you're angry.
Smart, careful men realize they must have a clear head to think. When you're angry, it's your boiling bloodlines that speak for you, not your logic. Control your emotions. This is one of the most important rules there is. When you're angry, you make threats you often can't deliver on, or decisions you come to regret. Don't say I didn't warn you.
7- A man is nothing without his word.
One of the few things even a poor man has is his word. Your word should never be broken. Always keep your promises (you should never make promises, but I know how some of you clowns can't stop yourselves). The minute someone doesn't trust you is the minute you lose them.
8- Keep your mouth shut. If you have to lie, keep it short and simple.
If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. Even if you have something to say, don't say it, you just end up revealing something to the other person, giving them more ammo to shoot you with. If your mouth stays shut, mistakes go the way of the dinosaurs.
If you lie, there's no use in you coming up with some conspiracy theory. A short and sweet lie is easier to defend (and remember) than some elaborate story about how some transvestite got lipstick on your tie.
9- The best way to dodge an enemy's bullet is by never being in a position where he can hit you.
Don't put yourself in a position where you can get in trouble. Avoid being put between a rock and a hard place. Never be in the same room with your enemy and he'll never have a clear shot at your head.
10- When you can't win a war by playing fair, bend the rules. Better yet, break them.
Unless you're some salami who's as motivated as a slug, you always want to win. Winning doesn't mean you have to play by the rules. It means winning. If you want to get ahead in life, you have to learn the rules of the side-game. Those who run this country learned this rule a long time ago.
11- Never forgive betrayal.
Never.
There are more rules of wisdom you need to keep in mind...
12- Whenever you're in doubt about whether an enemy should respect or fear you, always choose fear.
Respect is great, fear is better. Machiavelli made this one famous. Fear is a better deterrent than respect; fear will stop an enemy in his tracks more than respect will.
13- A woman's anger can always be subdued with a diamond ring (and a man's with sex).
Is this a sexist rule? Who gives a damn? If a woman gets a diamond, she should shut up and be happy (it worked for our grandfathers, it should work for us). As long as my wife doesn't change, this rule will always apply with me. For men, I always tell my crew: A good night with a mistress will clear your head.
14- Behind every great man is a great woman.
Just because I tell you to follow Rule 13, doesn't mean that you should disrespect your wife. You need the stability of a great woman to be great. A man without a family can never be a complete man. A mediocre wife will always stop you from fulfilling your potential.
15- Nothing lasts forever.
Whether it's love, good fortune, success in business, your looks, or your hair, nothing lasts forever. This one is self-explanatory.
16- Never give a tip to someone who isn't looking.
Whether you're in a bar being served by a hot waitress or giving a stock tip to someone at your office, don't give a big tip if; A) The waitress isn't even looking at you or going to know it's from you; or B) The idiot you're giving the hot stock tip to doesn't even have an investment account or a clue what Nasdaq is.
17- If you go to war, always strike first. Strike hard, and hope it's the only strike you need.
When a conflict or fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. You will knock your enemy off balance, and if your blow was strong enough, you could knock your enemy out completely.
18- Peace is only a prelude to war.
Never be complacent. Just because everything is going great in your life now, doesn't mean it always will. Always be ready for the worst, even if you don't live as though the worst is actually happening to you.
19- Have a priest on call if you choose to be a careless man.
If you're not careful, or at least cautious in your actions or words, you're doomed to make your wife a widow or torpedo your career.
20- When in doubt, follow your gut.
Instincts were given to us so that we can make a decision when all the elements in a decision-making process aren't obvious. Listen to your gut, it'll save you more often than it'll hurt you.
21- Man appoints, God disappoints.
I never quite understood what this meant. Sal used to say it all the time, and I would just nod my head even if I didn't know what he was trying to say. I don't even think Sal knew what it meant. Still, it sounds good.
22- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
People always misunderstand this saying. It doesn't mean you have to be best friends with your enemy, it just means you should do everything in your power to keep tabs on your enemy. Have someone you trust in his organization. Know his moves, predict his thoughts, and capitalize on his weaknesses.
23- Overestimate the time something takes, and underestimate its rewards.
Even the best plans sometimes don't come to fruition (yeah, big word, I know). Most of the time, we have to work to get something, and that means being patient. Overestimating the work and underestimating the reward will never leave you disappointed.
24- To make money, you have to spend money.
I hate greasing all these corrupt politicians, but most of the time, I makes me 10 times more money as a result. Don't be afraid to spend money if it will bring you more. Take a loan at the bank if you have a great idea for a business. Pay a good employee a decent salary. Pay for expert advice. If you are a smart businessman, you will always come out on top.
25- Lucky is the man who suffers humiliation in front of others, for his revenge will be sweeter.
If someone ever embarrasses you, make sure he gets a good laugh; make sure people see this embarrassment because the memory will eat at you until you get your revenge. Too often, people don't retaliate when they're humiliated. Raise the stakes, and you'll have no choice but to return with a vengeance.
now you know
That's enough advice already.
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.
Now, you'll never see a published book with my name attached to it (this column is already too much), but it got me thinking about a good topic for an article. Why not teach my readers the same rules of wisdom I teach my Family?
So, I wrote down the 25 most important rules you need to remember. Now, I can't take credit for many of these; my mentor Salvatore (Sal) taught me most of them, and Sal probably had someone teach them to him. Obviously, some of these rules go back 100 or even 1,000 years, but if you think I'm going to do the research to find out who said what, you've got another thing coming, cafone. So here goes.
25 rules of wisdom
1- Even the boss must get his fingernails dirty.
Don't make the people under you do things you haven't done or aren't willing to do. Once in a while, I'll go out into the field with a trusted capo of mine to send a message to my crew. If you're a leader, then lead by example. How can anyone argue with you then?
2- A handful of luck is better than a mountain of wisdom.
OK, this one isn't Sal's or mine for that matter, but it's still an important rule. As smart as you can be, there are always things in life you have to be prepared for. Even a wise man can slip on ice. Don't underestimate the power of being at the right place at the right time.
3- For every one word you say, let your enemies say 10.
Sort of like Rule 8 (you'll see it soon, shut up), but I like to emphasize this point by saying that the more you reveal to your enemy, the more weapons he has to hurt you with. Let your enemy talk because information is power, and information can destroy.
4- Cash is cash, even if it comes from an elephant's stomach.
When you have greenbacks in your hands, there are no maybes, no ifs, no credit checks, no anything. A check can always bounce, a credit card is for suckers, cash is always cash (which is why my establishments only accept hard currency).
5- Never reveal 100% of anything to anyone.
If you have a great idea on how to become a millionaire, or how to convince the IRS that you really did only make $18,542 as a dental surgeon, never tell anyone all the details of your plan. Always hold something back, reveal only 75% or 90% of the plan if you have to. It protects you (especially if that last 10% is illegal) and ensures that your great idea stays yours.
6- Never make a decision when you're angry.
Smart, careful men realize they must have a clear head to think. When you're angry, it's your boiling bloodlines that speak for you, not your logic. Control your emotions. This is one of the most important rules there is. When you're angry, you make threats you often can't deliver on, or decisions you come to regret. Don't say I didn't warn you.
7- A man is nothing without his word.
One of the few things even a poor man has is his word. Your word should never be broken. Always keep your promises (you should never make promises, but I know how some of you clowns can't stop yourselves). The minute someone doesn't trust you is the minute you lose them.
8- Keep your mouth shut. If you have to lie, keep it short and simple.
If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. Even if you have something to say, don't say it, you just end up revealing something to the other person, giving them more ammo to shoot you with. If your mouth stays shut, mistakes go the way of the dinosaurs.
If you lie, there's no use in you coming up with some conspiracy theory. A short and sweet lie is easier to defend (and remember) than some elaborate story about how some transvestite got lipstick on your tie.
9- The best way to dodge an enemy's bullet is by never being in a position where he can hit you.
Don't put yourself in a position where you can get in trouble. Avoid being put between a rock and a hard place. Never be in the same room with your enemy and he'll never have a clear shot at your head.
10- When you can't win a war by playing fair, bend the rules. Better yet, break them.
Unless you're some salami who's as motivated as a slug, you always want to win. Winning doesn't mean you have to play by the rules. It means winning. If you want to get ahead in life, you have to learn the rules of the side-game. Those who run this country learned this rule a long time ago.
11- Never forgive betrayal.
Never.
There are more rules of wisdom you need to keep in mind...
12- Whenever you're in doubt about whether an enemy should respect or fear you, always choose fear.
Respect is great, fear is better. Machiavelli made this one famous. Fear is a better deterrent than respect; fear will stop an enemy in his tracks more than respect will.
13- A woman's anger can always be subdued with a diamond ring (and a man's with sex).
Is this a sexist rule? Who gives a damn? If a woman gets a diamond, she should shut up and be happy (it worked for our grandfathers, it should work for us). As long as my wife doesn't change, this rule will always apply with me. For men, I always tell my crew: A good night with a mistress will clear your head.
14- Behind every great man is a great woman.
Just because I tell you to follow Rule 13, doesn't mean that you should disrespect your wife. You need the stability of a great woman to be great. A man without a family can never be a complete man. A mediocre wife will always stop you from fulfilling your potential.
15- Nothing lasts forever.
Whether it's love, good fortune, success in business, your looks, or your hair, nothing lasts forever. This one is self-explanatory.
16- Never give a tip to someone who isn't looking.
Whether you're in a bar being served by a hot waitress or giving a stock tip to someone at your office, don't give a big tip if; A) The waitress isn't even looking at you or going to know it's from you; or B) The idiot you're giving the hot stock tip to doesn't even have an investment account or a clue what Nasdaq is.
17- If you go to war, always strike first. Strike hard, and hope it's the only strike you need.
When a conflict or fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. You will knock your enemy off balance, and if your blow was strong enough, you could knock your enemy out completely.
18- Peace is only a prelude to war.
Never be complacent. Just because everything is going great in your life now, doesn't mean it always will. Always be ready for the worst, even if you don't live as though the worst is actually happening to you.
19- Have a priest on call if you choose to be a careless man.
If you're not careful, or at least cautious in your actions or words, you're doomed to make your wife a widow or torpedo your career.
20- When in doubt, follow your gut.
Instincts were given to us so that we can make a decision when all the elements in a decision-making process aren't obvious. Listen to your gut, it'll save you more often than it'll hurt you.
21- Man appoints, God disappoints.
I never quite understood what this meant. Sal used to say it all the time, and I would just nod my head even if I didn't know what he was trying to say. I don't even think Sal knew what it meant. Still, it sounds good.
22- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
People always misunderstand this saying. It doesn't mean you have to be best friends with your enemy, it just means you should do everything in your power to keep tabs on your enemy. Have someone you trust in his organization. Know his moves, predict his thoughts, and capitalize on his weaknesses.
23- Overestimate the time something takes, and underestimate its rewards.
Even the best plans sometimes don't come to fruition (yeah, big word, I know). Most of the time, we have to work to get something, and that means being patient. Overestimating the work and underestimating the reward will never leave you disappointed.
24- To make money, you have to spend money.
I hate greasing all these corrupt politicians, but most of the time, I makes me 10 times more money as a result. Don't be afraid to spend money if it will bring you more. Take a loan at the bank if you have a great idea for a business. Pay a good employee a decent salary. Pay for expert advice. If you are a smart businessman, you will always come out on top.
25- Lucky is the man who suffers humiliation in front of others, for his revenge will be sweeter.
If someone ever embarrasses you, make sure he gets a good laugh; make sure people see this embarrassment because the memory will eat at you until you get your revenge. Too often, people don't retaliate when they're humiliated. Raise the stakes, and you'll have no choice but to return with a vengeance.
now you know
That's enough advice already.
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.
Monday, November 16, 2009
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